Ever wonder....

Ever wonder why David Eddings is my all time favourite author? Two examples:

"She's intelligent, that's all. It's an uncommon trait in females, but it's not unheard of." -

"You have to be firm with it, it's like a dog or a horse sometimes - or even a woman"

These are found within a hundred pages of each other, and are equally priceless, you'll find many more examples in his books - that don't take it all out on women, some make fun of us men too. I would also state that those who read the sentences here read them out of context. Eddings in fact not a basher or women-hater, just plain hilarious.